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Armed & Delirious Hints

The old geezer snoring happily with an ax stuck in his skull!

  • 1 of 9: NOTE!  Although there is ~plenty~ to do here, you would be advised to wait until you get more than half way through the game if you want to complete everything.
  • 2 of 9: He's a woodcutter and is in a clearing {BUR}.
  • 3 of 9: The hatchet is embedded deep in his skull.  Perhaps you ought to get it out.
  • 4 of 9: When you do, his head hinges up and open {BUZP} and a (mildly) erotic bubble of thought emerges.
  • 5 of 9: Try again.  Hey!  He's completely empty headed.
  • 6 of 9: Perhaps you've got something useful to pop inside his skull.
  • 7 of 9: Slip your "dream maker capsule" into his head.
  • 8 of 9: Another thought-bubble floats out ... it contains a very practical and everyday object, which you may have to use in the future (~not~ a bra-ventory item).
  • 9 of 9: He seems quite contented ... leave him alone!