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Armed & Delirious Hints

This Yard Boy is absolutely revolting. How do I deal with him?

  • 1 of 19: I wish he'd stop singing those disgusting ditties in his horrible French accent {BUY}.
  • 2 of 19: You might not be able to get to him with the old Billy Goat in the way.
  • 3 of 19: Better get rid of the goat!
  • 4 of 19: Look around for something that will shut it up.
  • 5 of 19: Just right of center screen is a white bone.  That should keep him occupied.
  • 6 of 19: Use it.
  • 7 of 19: That gets you inside.
  • 8 of 19: Examine the micro-wave, the ghastly guy on the chair, the moving basket, and everything else around.
  • 9 of 19: Nothing seems to lead anywhere.
  • 10 of 19: The basket that's going up and down seems to contain something.
  • 11 of 19: When the basket is within reach (at its lowest point), grab it.  You may have to try a few times.
  • 12 of 19: It contains a hand grenade.
  • 13 of 19: Wow!  Now you know how to liquidate that creep.
  • 14 of 19: Boom!  Boy, does he deserve it !? -- but he stays seated, literally smoking ... and not only from his cigar.
  • 15 of 19: The next actions can be pretty chaotic.  They appear to "work" more smoothly when Granny is not standing close to the yard boy.
  • 16 of 19: Take your baseball cap from your bra-ventory and place it on his head.
  • 17 of 19: Get your "glass of old liquor" from your bra-ventory, and fill the tankard on the table in front of the guy.  He drinks it and goes berserk.
  • 18 of 19: Now it gets a bit hectic.  Keep clicking on the chap's legs and then on his chair.  Eventually he'll rush off.
  • 19 of 19: Continue clicking on the chair ... Granny sits in it; gyrates round; gets the shakes; and eventually gets a rather peculiar item (check your bra-ventory)!