Armed & Delirious Hints

The Weapons' Shop

  • 1 of 16: The proprietor sounds as though he's making whoopee with his girlfriend offstage {DDW}.
  • 2 of 16: Don't interrupt them too quickly!  In the meantime you can look around and maybe even find things to steal!
  • 3 of 16: When you get fed up waiting, try ringing the bell.
  • 4 of 16: Didn't work as well as you thought?  Ring it again.
  • 5 of 16: There are two guns there.  For fun, get Granny to practice with the (right hand) automatic weapon.
  • 6 of 16: But it's the rifle you have to use.
  • 7 of 16: You actually need something here that is always found in gun shops.
  • 8 of 16: It's a bullet.  Problem is, most targets actually need to be shot at, and so you can't ~keep~ the bullet.
  • 9 of 16: Maybe there's a sort of target that will break without you needing to shoot at it.
  • 10 of 16: But it will have to look enough like a target so that the shopkeeper won't get suspicious.
  • 11 of 16: What about a china plate you can throw and "shoot" in the air.
  • 12 of 16: Use the plate on the shopkeeper.
  • 13 of 16: Granny wields the rifle, smashes the plate and pockets the bullet.
  • 14 of 16: "Bull's eye.  Well I'll be damned ...  nice shot."  (for a W.W.1.-aged feminist!)
  • 15 of 16: A mugger snatches Granny's bra-ventory with all its contents.
  • 16 of 16: Poor mugger ... he totally underestimates Granny!