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Armed & Delirious Hints

The Bar

  • 1 of 19: What a dump {DDP}.  Three women (men?) playing poker (pinochle?).
  • 2 of 19: Granny being an old lady makes for the washroom facilities.
  • 3 of 19: Look around and see what you can do.
  • 4 of 19: Get Granny to sit down for a drink, and attempt to join the card game.
  • 5 of 19: She gives drinks to the others and tries talking to them.
  • 6 of 19: But all this doesn't seem very helpful.
  • 7 of 19: There's a strange clock like instrument on the card table.  How about getting it?
  • 8 of 19: Click on it, or near to it, and observe what happens.
  • 9 of 19: Nothing much seems to "work".  You'll apparently have to be more devious.
  • 10 of 19: Clip your coat hanger onto the coat rack to the left of the washroom door.
  • 11 of 19: The next actions can be fiddly.  You can sometimes succeed on the first go, but maybe you'll have to repeat them several times.  It seems to depend upon some sort of timing and maybe luck?  (So it's worth while Saving here).
  • 12 of 19: Click on the washroom door, and when it opens up click on the coat hanger.
  • 13 of 19: Click on the glass of beer on the bar counter -- do NOT ask what Granny does to the beer; if you *really* want to know, watch carefully; she's ~very~ quick on her feet!
  • 14 of 19: The woman who drinks the beer (not surprisingly) goes to the washroom.  This is your chance!
  • 15 of 19: Just as she starts to zip up and get out, click on the coat hanger.
  • 16 of 19: You may have to do this a few times.  When you get it just right, the woman gets trapped in the washroom.
  • 17 of 19: Volunteer yourself to take her place at the card game.
  • 18 of 19: Click on the cards.
  • 19 of 19: The pack is shuffled ... chaos! ... Granny gets what she wanted ... out!