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Armed & Delirious Hints

Help! I don't get a proper ending. Why?

  • 1 of 11: Granny probably got to Agent Rabbit's H.Q., found sarcastic messages from him, looked around a bit, and then returned to the Plants Underground Control Center.
  • 2 of 11: You can look around the Center, read the irreverent poem, and try again.
  • 3 of 11: The same thing is likely to reoccur.
  • 4 of 11: One possibility is that you haven't completed all the game's essential tasks. Another reason could be that you forgot to pick up a bra-ventory item (see a later hint).
  • 5 of 11: For example ... There is a missile in George's den in the Villa.  You may not have blasted it into outer space.
  • 6 of 11: Or you may not have banished all seven of Granny's family.
  • 7 of 11: In case you're not sure, you had to get rid of George, Melanie, Fritz, Donna, Quinn, Florence, and the karaoke-grandson ... not to mention Gandpa (deceased and in a nuclear waste bag!).
  • 8 of 11: Maybe something is missing from your bra-ventory.
  • 9 of 11: By now your bra-ventory should be nearly empty.  It probably only contains about five items.  All, or most of, the other large number of items have doubtless been used up.
  • 10 of 11: However, there are three items which ~should~ be there and which you have not used up to this point.  You do not actually USE them now, but they must be ~in~ your bra-ventory in order to find Agent Rabbit in his lair and finish him and the game off properly.

    If you are missing any of them (particularly the first, and probably the second also) it's not too late to return and get them now.  Admittedly this is a real disk-swapping hassle, but if you want to see the lengthy cutscene-ending, you have no alternative.  It's probably worth the effort. You've traveled so far in this very long and convoluted game, and now all you have to do to complete it is to pick up your missing item(s), return, and re-enter the rotating fan.
  • 11 of 11: The items you should have in your bra-ventory to finish the game fully are: