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Armed & Delirious Hints
This cow's stealing Granny's lotion!
1 of 20: What's this crazy cow doing luxuriating in Granny's bathroom {VVB}? (I hope she's not a carrier of that "mad cow disease"!).
2 of 20: Heavens! The horror of it all. She's in and out of the bathtub and using up all of Granny's treasured Suntan Lotion.
3 of 20: That shelf it's on looks a bit high. If there was only a chair around to boost you up ...
4 of 20: ... but there isn't. Although there ~is~ something you can sit on.
5 of 20: Notice anything around that looks like a seat?
6 of 20: For fun you can try the toilet. You can even get Granny to flush herself down the bowl!
7 of 20: Maybe the garbage can could be useful.
8 of 20: Drag it to the left.
9 of 20: This, unfortunately, doesn't give you enough height to reach the lotion bottle.
10 of 20: Did you notice what type of garbage can it is?
11 of 20: It has one of those fliptop lids, operated by a footpedal. If Granny could just push the pedal while sitting on it...
12 of 20: Granny's legs are not long enough to do that by herself. It seems like you'll need help.
13 of 20: The cow is the answer here. Too bad it's not exactly willing to help you out.
14 of 20: Maybe you have to trap it in some way.
15 of 20: Notice that the cow seems a bit short sighted, but she always steps around that large hole in the floor.
16 of 20: Maybe she wouldn't if she didn't notice the hole.
17 of 20: There's a sort of magical carpet by the bath.
18 of 20: Click on it and you get a "cloned-carpet".
19 of 20: Try using it to cover up and hide the hole.
20 of 20: The cow will now fall into your trap and catapult you up to the lotion bottle. Mission accomplished!
