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Armed & Delirious Hints
What on earth are those "mobile trees" doing?
1 of 24: There seems to be a never ending procession of Humpty-Dumpty-like trees on skateboards {FWM}. They seem intent on committing suicide like lemmings, by diving full speed into the sea.
2 of 24: Try to stop them some way. But how?
3 of 24: WARNING! Try not to look at the next hints. You have to perform several different actions. If you don't do ALL the tasks you won't succeed, and their order is for the most part compulsory.
4 of 24: Maybe that large wedge of cheese will block their path.
5 of 24: There's also a blue boulder (just below center screen) which may trip them up.
6 of 24: These things don't help. The skaters just kick them out of the way.
7 of 24: Perhaps there's some way of fixing the cheese wedge in position.
8 of 24: Put the cheese wedge on the path and anchor it in position permanently using the boulder. This makes a good ramp.
9 of 24: Unfortunately it only causes them to fly up and over, and doesn't solve anything.
10 of 24: Rotate the signpost.
11 of 24: It now points left instead of forward.
12 of 24: The skaters ignore this.
13 of 24: Rotate the signpost again.
14 of 24: It now points right instead of left.
15 of 24: They still take absolutely no notice.
16 of 24: If only you could get them to crash into the wall on the extreme right. But how?
17 of 24: There is an "artistic" painting that reproduces an opening to a tunnel (not very obvious ... behind the box at the right of the screen). That could be useful.
18 of 24: Drag it upwards a little. It now looks as though there's a passage in the wall.
19 of 24: It ~still~ doesn't stop their mad antics.
20 of 24: Kick the ramp away (cheese or boulder).
21 of 24: The next skateboard/tree is confused and crashes into the cliff.
22 of 24: He's nuts ... "Got a screw loose"!
23 of 24: Supply him with the missing screw from your bra-ventory.
