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Armed & Delirious Hints

George's Secret Office/Den

  • 1 of 16: You have almost certainly been here before, but you may not have had the requisite bra-ventory item(s) to conclude everything that can be done here.
  • 2 of 16: There are many devices and gimmicks here.  If you haven't yet tried them all out, do so now.
  • 3 of 16: There's something under the bed.  Get it.
  • 4 of 16: Granny can't get to it.
  • 5 of 16: There are two red doors close together at the far corner of the room.
  • 6 of 16: They won't open.
  • 7 of 16: Try dragging them.
  • 8 of 16: You can drag the left hand door to the left and the right hand door opens up exposing some machine or whatever.
  • 9 of 16: Try using the machine and/or the panel to the right of the pair of doors.
  • 10 of 16: Nothing happens.  You need to use something.
  • 11 of 16: Put your suitcase (with a sock credit card) onto the panel.
  • 12 of 16: Dark red curtains are drawn revealing a large sophisticated missile of some sort.
  • 13 of 16: Maybe you can get the missile to blast-off.
  • 14 of 16: Press the machine inside the opened right hand door.
  • 15 of 16: Whooommmfff!  Take off!
  • 16 of 16: Get the item that was under the bed.  (If the folded-up bed crashes down, simply press the machine again and it will retract).