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Armed & Delirious Hints
How can I get past the railroad tracks?
1 of 15: The tracks are in the laundry room {VVW}.
2 of 15: Apparently, that washer is too bulky to ride right over them.
3 of 15: Granny's a tough old lady, but she'll never be able to lift those. They're too heavy.
4 of 15: There's a log in the middle of the tracks.
5 of 15: It looks almost like a seesaw; put something heavy at one end and the other will move up and away.
6 of 15: Get granny to jump on one end.
7 of 15: She's not heavy enough.
8 of 15: She tries using her bra-ventory, but that's got no weight.
9 of 15: Of course, you need to stuff it full of objects before it will be massive enough.
10 of 15: Search around the house for the key items that Granny will need to move the tracks. (You'll probably also find other items which although not needed as ballast, are no less essential to your progress in the game.)
11 of 15: Whilst you're in the laundry room, there may be other things to see, do, or take.
12 of 15: When you've got the seven specific items you need (plus any others you have found), Granny's bra will be just the right weight.
13 of 15: So put it on the left side of the rails and see what happens.
14 of 15: Jump into your washing-machine-spaceship, drag it to the right.
15 of 15: Gas ... full throttle ... and ... "Off we go! To the cookbook and beyond!" (Granny returns before take-off to retrieve her bra-ventory and all the items in it).
