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Armed & Delirious Hints

That poor slob in the cave! Can I do anything for him?

  • 1 of 14: To get to this cave you first have to take the right hand exit from the "cradle snatchers" venue.
  • 2 of 14: Granny has now stumbled upon a spot of S&M {BUX}.
  • 3 of 14: She can poke around and even "contact" the Bee-Gees (shows how old she is!).
  • 4 of 14: That whining little green S.O.B. in the cave wants his/her turn.
  • 5 of 14: If only it wasn't up so high on that platform, then maybe it would pay more attention to you.
  • 6 of 14: Look at the cart that continuously goes back and forth.
  • 7 of 14: It is stopped a short way before the green thing's column by a large wood barrier.
  • 8 of 14: You guessed it, that barrier's got to go!  Click on it.
  • 9 of 14: When Ms. Torturer operates the carriage lever, the cart should knock the green thing down from its lofty height.
  • 10 of 14: Maybe this creature could use some of its own medicine.
  • 11 of 14: Have you picked up anything in your travels that in any way resembles a torture device?
  • 12 of 14: It's a hammer and music notes.
  • 13 of 14: Now, the "lady" seems more interested in beating up her little green friend and leaves that poor blue fellow.  Congratulations!
  • 14 of 14: Maybe you can get something important from the blue guy ... or near to him.