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Bureaucracy Hints
How do I get in the house?
1 of 13: First, go in front of the house.
2 of 13: Wait until the loud speaker says "Unfortunately, there's a radio connected to my brain".
3 of 13: Now head north.
4 of 13: Notice that the barn door, which was previously closed, is now open.
5 of 13: Go inside the barn, and wait.
6 of 13: A weirdo should come in and "Actually, it's the BBC controlling us from London."
7 of 13: Remember that phrase.
8 of 13: When you exit, you should notice that the weirdo had the wrong address.
9 of 13: Maybe you need to say that phrase somewhere else.
10 of 13: Go in front of the paranoid's house.
11 of 13: Say the phrase.
12 of 13: Type in SAY "ACTUALLY, IT'S THE BBC CONTROLLING US FROM LONDON".
