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Bureaucracy Hints
How do I catch the plane?
1 of 21: There's no way in heck you can reach the plane in time.
2 of 21: So improvise a bit.
3 of 21: Maybe if you could get the air traffic controllers to deny take-off, you could make it.
4 of 21: Now, to find a way to get there...
5 of 21: Head south from Air Zalagasa desk.
6 of 21: Climb the pillar.
7 of 21: Open the grate.
8 of 21: Go up four times, and then go east.
9 of 21: Well, here are the controllers!
10 of 21: Tell them to stop the flight.
11 of 21: Type CONTROLLERS, STOP FLIGHT 42.
12 of 21: Then get out of there quickly!
13 of 21: However, there is still no way you can find the gate for the plane.
14 of 21: Maybe if you made some people happy, they'd take you there.
15 of 21: Think of something that's annoying everyone at the airport.
16 of 21: Why, of course! The MUSIC!
17 of 21: Climb down the vent, to the pillar, where the speaker is.
18 of 21: Disconnect the speaker.
19 of 21: To do this, pull the red and black wires.
20 of 21: Then, connect the red wire to the black one.
21 of 21: Now, climb down and the mob will be more than happy to take you to your flight!
