Download Hints

Get quick and convenient access to just the hints you need for Bureaucracy, without staying on our website. Just download a free trial version of our UHS Reader software and a copy of these hints. You will get the same gradual hints you see here -- unlike ordinary cheats or a walkthrough that can spoil your game.

You can also buy the full version of the UHS Reader for Windows or macOS. For just $14.95, you get full access to hints for hundreds of games and 1 year of free updates. You can also search, decode, or print an entire game's worth of hints at once.

Ask the Author

If you have questions about a puzzle that aren't answered anywhere in these hints, you may contact the author.

Bureaucracy Hints

How do I get off the plane?

  • 1 of 12: What makes you think you want to get off?
  • 2 of 12: Try waiting a whole bunch of turns, and see.
  • 3 of 12: You'll need to hightail it out of there, but you need a parachute.
  • 4 of 12: First off, get rid of your food.
  • 5 of 12: Now that it's gone, get the rest of the safety card, and read it.
  • 6 of 12: The phone should ring.
  • 7 of 12: Go to the back of the plane, and pick it up.
  • 8 of 12: Wow, an emergency!  Now you need a parachute.
  • 9 of 12: Look at and try to open the exit hatch now.
  • 10 of 12: Follow the directions to open it, of course!
  • 11 of 12: Lift the handle, then pull it.
  • 12 of 12: Off you go out into the wild blue yonder!