Bureaucracy Hints

How do I get past the locker room maze?

  • 1 of 9: Maybe you should check out the unlabelled cartridge the Zalagasians gave to you.
  • 2 of 9: Press the '?' key.
  • 3 of 9: See all of those commands?
  • 4 of 9: Remember at the beginning of the game when I told you to write down all of those letters on the stickers?
  • 5 of 9: Notice that each PRINT command has a letter after it?
  • 6 of 9: Use the PRINT commands in the same order that you found the letters in the mail.
  • 7 of 9: All of that garble on the screen really isn't garble.
  • 8 of 9: Try reading in different directions.
  • 9 of 9: These are instructions on how to get past the maze!