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Bureaucracy Hints
How do I get past the locker room maze?
1 of 9: Maybe you should check out the unlabelled cartridge the Zalagasians gave to you.
2 of 9: Press the '?' key.
3 of 9: See all of those commands?
4 of 9: Remember at the beginning of the game when I told you to write down all of those letters on the stickers?
5 of 9: Notice that each PRINT command has a letter after it?
6 of 9: Use the PRINT commands in the same order that you found the letters in the mail.
7 of 9: All of that garble on the screen really isn't garble.
8 of 9: Try reading in different directions.
9 of 9: These are instructions on how to get past the maze!