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Bureaucracy Hints

How do I get rid of the hacker?

  • 1 of 11: First, you'll need a password.
  • 2 of 11: Now, use the help programs to see what your options are.
  • 3 of 11: You're in, so run the PLANE.EXE file.  You'll find out why later.
  • 4 of 11: The whole point is to find some sort of virus program, and make the hacker run it.
  • 5 of 11: Check out the contents of all of the files.
  • 6 of 11: The main one you're looking for is called DVH2.HAK.
  • 7 of 11: You'll need to find out a way to make the nerd run that program by mistake.
  • 8 of 11: Every once and a while, the computer will pop a message saying which program the nerd is going to use.
  • 9 of 11: Delete that program.
  • 10 of 11: Now, rename DVH2.HAK to the filename that the nerd is going to run.
  • 11 of 11: Once that's done, sit back, and mess around until his system crashes.