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Complete Waste of Time Hints
The Stage
When you start playing the game you will be at the stage. People are jumping out of their seats and you will hear familiar Python sounds: Ee ecky, the theme song, and a vendor selling Albatross. The big foot is there, and so is the man with a tape recorder up his nose. You will be sent directly to the Loonatorium, but go back to the stage because there is more there and you will not be disappointed. Speaker Head will come out and he has 31 skits in his head. Some of these skits included are: Mrs. Premise and Mrs. Conclusion in Burying the Cat, The Man Who Couldn't Say the Letter C, A Police Fairy Story, Piranha Brothers, and a whole mess more.
