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Complete Waste of Time Hints
What will I find here?
Play a couple of games of Spot the Loony and see how well you can do. If you want to know about ants, then click on the ant. Click on the word "No" in the upper left hand corner. The Lumberjack and the mounties are in the Loonatorium and so is the Spanish Inquisition.
See if you can get the finger to zoom across the stage. Now just run your mouse pointer all over and see what pops up, then click on it. If you are feeling just a tad sadistic, click on the Loony and a 16 ton weight will drop on his head. Click around the constable's head, watch his eye fall out, and listen to what he has to say. Click a couple of times on the can-can girls' bums -- you will find out they are full of hot air.