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Complete Waste of Time Hints
Where is the maze?
First you must play Spot the Loony, for the Loony announcer to give you some clues. He will also help you find the Spanish Inquisition. After the Loony announcer tells you to pay attention to everything you see, the birdman will fly out of the picture frame. Don't shoot him, and you will be sent to the Penalty Box to watch a skit about the Spanish Inquisition.
Now you can use the door to the maze. The door is located by the picture frame, which is by the bar the ant walks on, just about where the Loony announcer stands. When you see the door, click on it and then click on the sign that says "Enter Here". You must answer a trivia question to open the door.
