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  • Look at the pretty pictures hanging on the wall.  Why don't you click on them and see what happens?  The pictures will change to different skits.  There is: The Dirty Vicar, How to Recognize Different Trees From Quite Along Way Away, Nudge Nudge, and the Monty Python Flying Circus theme.  There is the Money Programme, and Eric will sing his famous song, "There is Nothing Quite so Wonderful as Money".

    And now for something completely different: a drive-in at a gallery. Why don't you check out what is playing?  There is:The Unsuccessful Encyclopedia Salesman, Crunchy Frog, How Not to be Seen, How to Buy a Chicken, and Michael in Conjuring Today.  The intermission will feature an x-rated film. When you get tired of the movies just click on the projection room and fire rockets at the screen.

    The Vikings are in the gallery to sing the Spam song.  There are noisy bits all over the place -- just click on the lips. See if you can find the guy who steals the picture on the right.  If you do find him, and he steals the picture, click on the nail where the picture was hanging and see what happens.  The maze is behind that wall, and if you can find the hole, you might even be able to hear the tracks from the maze moving.