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Complete Waste of Time Hints
What is found in here?
This is the place where you will find pink elephants, silly walks, the big head, and the pinball game. The killer cat is there, so he can get the killer cars. Before you play pinball, you have to get rid of the Whizzo banners, which are named after the deliriously delicious Whizzo Confections. To get rid of them, you have to click on them in a special order.
To start the game, click the on/off button in the upper left corner of your screen. Now use the down arrow key to get the pig to push the ball. Use your right and left arrow keys to control the flippers. When you have had more fun than you can take, click on the off button.
Click around the Corridor and you will once again find many hidden surprises. There are some short skits to watch: Storytime, The Argument Clinic, The Dead Parrot, Getting Hit on the Head Lessons, The Abuse Clinic, Anyone for Tennis, The Cheese Shop, and I Want to Get Married. Keep exploring you'll never know what you may find.
