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What is there to do here?
There are some fun games that you may play in Test Your Skill. These games are almost as much fun as eating a Crunchy Frog. So why don't you try the Gopher Game? The object of this game is to use the hammer to whack anything that comes out of the holes or flies in the sky. You have to be a good whacker to get the flying thingies, though. You can control the hammer by clicking on the object you want to whack. Are you feeling sadistic? Do you need to release held-in hostilities? Well don't kick the dog, whack the madwomen with her own hammer. When you had enough of whacking off you can move on to the next game.
Why don't you try the Pig Game next? Pigs do fly and they can also kill you with their dung. Using the arrow keys, you can shoot at the pig and the dung. If the dung hits the ground, it turns into killer pigs, which you can jump over by using the space bar. You have three lives, but they go quicker than a greased pig.
The third game is The Chicken/Bird Game. The object of this game is to fly the bird man into the jaws of death. You control his flight by using either your mouse or the arrow keys. Try to do a good job because it's a bloody mess if he gets impaled or bitten in half. And try not to fry him on the bug zapper or you will make your computer smell bad.
