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Ride Thru

  • MEAT
    HEAD
    GRINDER

    The first thing to happen once you get in the maze is you will go off the track and fall into the sea.  A Space Bar sign will appear and when it stops swinging push the space bar on your key board.  You will now be on a lift going up which will take you to the bottom left leg of the "M" in MEAT.  You are trying to get to the lower right leg  of the last "R" in GRINDER.

    Turn around now go: Right, Right, Left, Left, Right, Right, Left, Left.  Turn Around and take this lift down.  The lift will take you for a ride down and then back up.  You will end up at the middle left side of the "H" in HEAD.  Now go: Right, Right, Left, Straight, Left, Right, Right, Left, Straight, Left, Turn Around   You are now in the lower right of the letter D.  Take the lift down.

    You are now in the middle of the letter "G."  Go: Right, Right, Left, Left.  You have now entered deja vu in the letter in the first "R". Go: Straight, Right, Right, Right, Turn Around, and go Straight, Right, Left, Left.  The maze is now stuck -- just keep clicking on it to get it started again.  Now turn around and go: Left, Left, Right, Right, Left, (you will see an impaled birdman), and go Left.  The maze is stuck again -- once again just keep clicking.  Now turn around and go: Left, Straight, Straight, Straight, Left.  Once again you are in deja vu.  Go: Straight, Right, Right, Right, Turn around and go Straight, then Right.

    The Maze is stuck again -- do the same old click, click stuff.  When the maze starts up again, you will get the questions.