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Discworld Noir Hints

How do I get on board?

  • 1 of 6: Mr. Scoplett won't let you on board and he never leaves, so you'll have to use subterfuge.
  • 2 of 6: Notice the sailor on the docks loading crates on board?
  • 3 of 6: He's none too bright, and he takes a lot of breaks.
  • 4 of 6: If you could hide in one of the crates, he might hoist you on board unknowing.
  • 5 of 6: But you can't do that till you have a way to open the crate.
  • 6 of 6: Come back when the sailor is gone, then use the crowbar on the "crate" (not the "crates") to automatically enter it and be hoisted on board.