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Discworld Noir Hints
The opening text went by too fast. Should I replay it?
1 of 4: No, you don't need to.
2 of 4: It's just background, fun but not really necessary for the game.
3 of 4: Essentially it describes a magical/mythical golden sword, a falchion, made in a place called Tsort, which is worth a huge fortune. (The Tsortese falchion, ha ha.)
4 of 4: But if you're a Pratchett fan or you just HAVE to know what it said, here's the entire text:
