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How do I get the space car?

  • 1 of 21: >>HUNK
  • 2 of 21: Try switching off the magnetic field.
  • 3 of 21: Oh dear, it floats away!
  • 4 of 21: Maybe you can keep it tied up.
  • 5 of 21: Know anyone with a rope?
  • 6 of 21: Or a magnetic tow cable?
  • 7 of 21: Have you got access to the junkship?
  • 8 of 21: Like that salesman?
  • 9 of 21: Try and get the cable from his bike.
  • 10 of 21: Hmm, maybe try again.
  • 11 of 21: Third time lucky? (deja vu?)
  • 12 of 21: Yay! Now you can grab it!
  • 13 of 21: Aaargh! Nothing goes right! That's the second broken down vehicle you've seen today!
  • 14 of 21: A repairman is coming to visit the salesman at the bar.  Maybe you can ask him for help.
  • 15 of 21: Oh dear, he isn't here yet. Maybe you could do something constructive -- or deconstructive -- while you're waiting...
  • 16 of 21: I don't think he would help you unless you were a member of the SVA. Maybe you can become a member.
  • 17 of 21: Or at least appear to be a member.
  • 18 of 21: Perhaps you could steal the salesman's number plate?
  • 19 of 21: With that screwdriver your grandfather gave you?
  • 20 of 21: And then use it on your own car.
  • 21 of 21: Aha! He's arrived! Now you're all set for intergalactic travel!