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Spank the Virgin
This is a bizarre variant of the gopher whomping game. As soon as a virgin appears, click the mouse on her. Be careful not to click on any bare bottoms, as those are classified as non-virgin, at least until the nude bonus round.
A good idea is to leave the cursor near the middle of the bed sheet until a shape appears, and then move immediately to it. Don't make the decision to click until you are on target. Here too, the rounds go faster and faster.
You will need to play the nude bonus round to get a clue to help win the game. Sorry.
If you play the game to get a low score you will get an interesting option, nudge-nudge, say no more!