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How can I get into the closet past the screening door?
1 of 7: Consult the guide about intelligence.
2 of 7: You must impress the door with your Zen nature.
3 of 7: Anyone can have no tea.
4 of 7: Some can manage to get tea.
5 of 7: Only you can (and must) have both tea AND no tea.
6 of 7: Also, you must not have a particle of common sense in your brain.
7 of 7: GET NO TEA and GET TEA and show each to the door.