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The Lurking Horror Hints
How do I get some food?
1 of 10: Head to the kitchen.
2 of 10: Open the fridge and get everything.
3 of 10: What do you think the hacker would want most?
4 of 10: And it's not the Funny Bones!
5 of 10: Some chinese food would be nice.
6 of 10: But not cold chinese food.
7 of 10: Put that carton into the microwave.
8 of 10: You'll need to think of an adequate amount of time to put it in.
9 of 10: 4 minutes should do. Then press start.
10 of 10: Wait until it's done. Drop the assignment and Funny Bones, while you're at it.