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Midnight Nowhere Hints

How do I move the fat guy?

  • 1 of 10: He's got his head wedged into the cashier's window.
  • 2 of 10: If you can't pull him out from this side, maybe you can push him out from the other side.
  • 3 of 10: Go back down the hall and go through the door into the office.
  • 4 of 10: Once you get into the office, look at the guy's head.
  • 5 of 10: Stuck tight, dang it! There's only one thing to do --
  • 6 of 10: -- remove his head.
  • 7 of 10: Yes, I'm serious. It's time to play French Revolution Executioner.
  • 8 of 10: Look at the window above the guy.
  • 9 of 10: It's broken. Do you know how sharp broken glass is?
  • 10 of 10: Close the window.