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1 of 16: You are in the chapel. Go left and click on the chaplain. Click on the chaplain and listen to the prayer. Click on the chaplain two more times to place him back in the pew.
2 of 16: Click on the headmaster.
3 of 16: Click on the boys whose mum died. Click on the other boys.
4 of 16: Click on the door to the left, answer the question, enter the classroom, and click on door to let the headmaster in.
5 of 16: Click on the headmaster.
6 of 16: Click on Wymer (the student)
7 of 16: Click on the headmaster.
8 of 16: Click on the students.
9 of 16: Click on the headmaster. Click on the window. Click on the headmaster again.
10 of 16: Click on "You Don't Know" on the blackboard, answer the question, hit the space bar, and play "You Don't Know John".
11 of 16: You must get your name into the list of "Pantheon of Terribly Smart People", which requires a score greater than 400. If you don't make the list, play again.
12 of 16: After you make the list, you will be given a bottle of linseed oil.
13 of 16: Answer the question. Give the bottle of linseed oil to the student in the 3rd row, 2nd seat. He will give you an empty bottle.
14 of 16: Go out the door and into the chapel after you answer the question.