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How do I get rid of Haggis?
1 of 10: He's very much a by-the-book kind of barber.
2 of 10: Literally.
3 of 10: He needs his book to be able to cut your hair.
4 of 10: The paperweight is marking the correct page.
5 of 10: Move the paperweight, and Haggis will be helpless.
6 of 10: You need to do it while Haggis is paying attention to something else.
7 of 10: Like your hair.
8 of 10: So sit in the chair, and try to grab it from there.
9 of 10: You could kick it, but not from ground level.
10 of 10: Raise the chair once while sitting in it, and now you can grab the paperweight. Haggis will leave for a bit.