Sam & Max: Season 1 Hints

How do I start a war?

  • 1 of 6: It's easier to fan a small fire into a big one than it is to create sparks out of nothing.
  • 2 of 6: Look around your office and you'll find a couple of political leaders who are almost at each others' throats. (They show up after you win the election. If they aren't there, go finish campaigining.) All they need is a little push.
  • 3 of 6: The only thing that's stopping the Soda Poppers from really laying into each other is the last shred of brotherly feeling; it makes them shut up just before the really objectionable words come out. You need something that will make them, or at least one of them, speak more freely.
  • 4 of 6: Like maybe the truth serum Bosco is offering this week.
  • 5 of 6: Once you have the truth serum, give it to the only Soda Popper who will drink anything --
  • 6 of 6: -- and that would be Whizzer. Then sit back and enjoy an extended homage to war.