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Sam & Max: Season 1 Hints
How do I get out now?
1 of 14: The Internet has lost her (its?) respect for living things. You need to give it back to her!
2 of 14: Let's see if this is going to be easy. Click on "Get," then choose "Respect For Living Things" (which I'll refer to as the RFLT from now on).
3 of 14: Ah, okay, so it's NOT going to be easy. Well, what are our options?
4 of 14: You can go northwest to Sybil's place, east to Bosco's place, or down (after you try to take the RFLT). Check them all out to see what you see. You can't get lost -- there are only four places you can go.
5 of 14: For now, let's follow the RFLT. From the place where you start (with the green letters and the angry Internet), go Down.
6 of 14: Here you'll see a Shambling Corporate Presence -- which promptly eats the RFLT. Rats!
7 of 14: Well, we're just going to have to make the SCP cough it up again. What do you suppose it eats?
8 of 14: If you Look, you see the husks of convenience stores around. This sounds like a job for Bosco's.
9 of 14: From the SCP (where the letters are red), go Up, and then East to reach Bosco's. And here you can, weirdly, just Get a Bosco's. (And notice that another convenience store has popped in its place, so you can always get another one if you need it.)
10 of 14: From Bosco's spot (where the letters are yellow), go West, Down, and give the Bosco's to the SCP --
11 of 14: -- which swallows it without a problem. We need to find a way to make it nauseating first. Well, there's only one spot we haven't tried yet; go there and see what you see.
12 of 14: Go back to the Bosco spot and grab another convenience store, then go East, Northwest to reach Sybil's store.
13 of 14: Sybil's cutesie kittens have mutated to form a Nauseating Lake of cuteness. You know what to do, right? (You can't get the idol, and the rare foil card doesn't do anything interesting, so you can skip them.)
14 of 14: Dip the convenience store in the Nauseating Lake, then go Southeast, Down to give the nauseating store to the SCP. When it produces the RFLT, pick it up, go Up, and give it to the Internet. Ta-dah!
