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Sam & Max: Season 3 Hints
How do I get the Badge of Fealty?
1 of 8: Sal, who's now guarding the Gift Vault, has one. Ask him how he got it. (You can reach the Gift Vault by using the DeSoto, which is parked at the left in front of Sam and Max's old office.)
2 of 8: Sal says he got it for exposing a heretic, defined here as someone who doesn't kneel when you say the "kneel" poem. That's a problem, because everyone kneels, even the rebels.
3 of 8: If you can't find a heretic, you'll have to make a devout worshipper look like a heretic. What could make someone reluctant to kneel?
4 of 8: Someone around here has knees that hurt when the weather changes. Talk to someone old enough to have arthritis about Sammun Mak.
5 of 8: Grandpa Stinky says that when there was a storm last week, it made his knees hurt. So how do you create a storm out of nothing?
6 of 8: Did you notice that the newspaper rack by the Gift Vault doesn't have the same headlines as the rack by Stinky's? It has an article about last week's storm --
7 of 8: -- accompanied by a photograph of said storm. HOW useful.
8 of 8: Use the Rhinoplasty on the storm picture, then turn into a storm and go visit Grandpa Stinky. Tell him to kneel, and whoopsy, he can't. Instant Badge.
