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I'm utterly lost... How do I buy Armpit III?
1 of 12: Okay. Specific directions and information follows. Don't read further unless you are completely and utterly stuck.
2 of 12: Also, remember that this is not necessarily the best way to do this, nor is it the only way to do it. This is just one way to do it.
3 of 12: First of all, sit down at the terminal, and have Lentil go talk to the environmentalists while everyone else to talk to the politicians.
4 of 12: Meet with Irk-4 and Quosh-23, and have them download their terms to you while that is happening.
5 of 12: Lentil-24's negotiations with the environmentalists will succeed. Then, send her off to Yeef-8.
6 of 12: The rest of your staffers will finish with the politicians successfully. Have Churg-53 and Zig-64 go to Dork-44, and send Vargus-20, Norg-72, and Pnurth-81 to Gild-131.
7 of 12: Lentil will return, triumphantly, from Yeef-8. Send her out to secure Swonza-5.
8 of 12: Wait until everyone is done with their negotiations and has returned. They should all have been successful.
9 of 12: Go into the Buyer Bids and Biographies screen, and have Dippik-10, Vebbil-18, Gild-13, Dork-44, Rawley-23, Jella-37, and Mineral Mart (for Rg) all come on board. (Click on the box in the right part of each row.)
10 of 12: Then, look at the deal summary -- it should be about equal. Then, make your deal.
11 of 12: Finally, select a project name and remember it.
