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Stupid Invaders Hints

There's nothing in the desert! What do I do?

  • 1 of 14: Aha.  There's MOSTLY nothing in the desert.
  • 2 of 14: Look around some more.
  • 3 of 14: Mapping would probably help too.
  • 4 of 14: Don't wander too far, though.
  • 5 of 14: If you go more than four screens away from your starting point in any direction, you'll die of exhaustion.
  • 6 of 14: So, that gives you a 9x9 grid of desert to map out with your starting position in the middle.
  • 7 of 14: There are three things of importance in the desert.
  • 8 of 14: There's the huge rock.  For exact directions, read the next hint.
  • 9 of 14: To get to the huge rock, walk one screen east from the starting point.  Then, you should see the rock off in the distance.  Walk towards it.
  • 10 of 14: There's also a hose pipe and a see saw in the desert.
  • 11 of 14: If you want exact coordinates to get to these places, read on.
  • 12 of 14: These are directions from the starting point.
  • 13 of 14: The hose pipe is 1 screen south, 3 screens west.
  • 14 of 14: The see saw is 3 screens south, 3 screens east.