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How can I get me some dung?

  • 1 of 17: First make sure you've found where some dung is being produced.
  • 2 of 17: Just look around a bit and you'll know it when you find it.
  • 3 of 17: The big platform with all the cows in it is producing a lot of dung.
  • 4 of 17: You don't need too much for your spaceship, though.
  • 5 of 17: In fact, the dung from just one cow would probably do.
  • 6 of 17: Those cows aren't going to be able to help you while they are stuck in those holes!
  • 7 of 17: You're going to need to get one out somehow.
  • 8 of 17: Great!  The cow is out, now we need to get the cow to the spaceship somehow.
  • 9 of 17: But the cow won't budge.
  • 10 of 17: You need to make it easier for the cow to move.
  • 11 of 17: Give him some wheels maybe?
  • 12 of 17: You should have found a skateboard in the junk room.
  • 13 of 17: Use it on the cow.
  • 14 of 17: Push the cow into the nearby elevator and down the path to the ventilation duct.
  • 15 of 17: Put the hook on the cow.
  • 16 of 17: Pull the lever.
  • 17 of 17: Now you're gonna need to do a bit of adventuring with Candy before you guys meet up again.