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How can I help Gorgious get some dung?
1 of 25: Go through the "iron curtain" door next to the elevator in the "Near Exit" room (the one with the redneck mechanic). You'll find Gorgious there, and he'll tell you exactly what sort of help he needs.
2 of 25: You find out that the cow is a bit constipated. She needs something to loosen her bowels.
3 of 25: She needs some chili con carne.
4 of 25: Be sure you checked all the boxes and crates you've seen.
5 of 25: Especially the ones under the silo.
6 of 25: There's a crate of chili con carne near the stairs.
7 of 25: Now maybe you can get some crap if you feed it to the cow.
8 of 25: Nope, she needs the chili warmed up.
9 of 25: Where's the obvious place to warm the chili up?
10 of 25: The kitchen!
11 of 25: Yup, there's a gas stove right there.
12 of 25: Hmm, doesn't light... what's missing?
13 of 25: Check out the cupboards.
14 of 25: There's a gas canister in one of them.
15 of 25: Maybe there's no gas going to the stove.
16 of 25: You need some kind of pipe or tubing.
17 of 25: You can get some from the vacuum cleaner by the aquarium.
18 of 25: Connect the gas canister to the stove and turn it on.
19 of 25: Now you can just put the can of chili straight on the stove to heat it.
20 of 25: Maybe the cow will be happy now.
21 of 25: Aaargh! She won't crap on the floor, so you need some kind of container.
22 of 25: Luckily, you should have already picked that up.
23 of 25: There was a bucket behind the cook in the kitchen.
24 of 25: Use the bucket on the cow.
25 of 25: You're finally done with the dung factory!
