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How do I get Noogie's vote?
1 of 7: Noogie is the sweet little nerd playing the bongo drums. If you talk to him, you discover he wants what every (straight) (male) nerd wants: a date with a hot chick.
2 of 7: There's only one chick around at the moment. Talk to Morgan and see what her level of receptivity might be.
3 of 7: Not surprisingly, it's not good. She's not interested in dates, just warfare. Can you use that?
4 of 7: She doesn't necessarily have to realize she's on a date, after all. Try asking her to go on a recon mission.
5 of 7: Now you just need to orchestrate her mission so it looks like a date to Noogie. For example, what is to her subtle interrogation will probably just be a show of interest to him.
6 of 7: A little trial and error will show you what works and what doesn't. In general, what you're aiming for is a date where Morgan shows interest in Noogie, then holds his hand, then gives him a hug (or whatever).
7 of 7: To get that effect, tell Morgan to first interrogate Noogie, then check his grip, and finally check for weapons.