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How do I make him leave permanently?
1 of 7: Give him a pill.
2 of 7: To do so, you'll need to climb back in the ducts and take exit #2 (on the map) to get into the headquarters.
3 of 7: Now give him the future Viagra.
4 of 7: Get it from the little boys room.
5 of 7: Buy it with your cash card.
6 of 7: Just put the pill in his drink.
7 of 7: Now it's time to go back into the ducts and wait for the guard to return.